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alchemist, beaver, bluegrass, Brad, caterwauler, drink me, eat me, fish, Fred, frog, Henry, Irishman, Joyce, Lewis Carroll, Lola, moose, Myrtle, Orwell, Pfeffer, Prima, Rand, Secunda, Tertia
Episode 42: Part 2 of “Alex’s Relevance”
Alex was the first person
(or fish)
in the room to break
the silence.
“Where is the CFO? I don’t see Myrtle here.” he said.
“There have been some changes”
Pfeffer replied to
Alex’s concern.
“Myrtle is no longer CFO. I have
replaced him with Brad.”
“Henry has replaced me
as head of
Human Resources.”
“AND – – –
Lola is now VP of Purchasing.”
Alex immediately realized that he had a very
questionable future within the company.
He inadvertently let out an
audible moan and twitched
in his chair.
“Where is the corporate lawyer
that you said would be here?”
he quickly asked.
The fish glared at Alex.
His fins were on
his hips and he
was bubbling
vociferously.
Pfeffer spoke up. “The fish is our corporate lawyer.
Now let us get on with the business at hand.
Lola has informed me that you, Alex,
signed a contract with a
subcontractor from
Handastania
Minor.
Is this
true?”
Alex told her it was true. “Yes I did.
I’m not a fan of this fish – with every episode I’m more and more a fan of fish fingers :o)
You have good intentions but I am not sure that that particular fish would be too tasty. Maybe we could plant him under a new rose bush for fertilizer. We will soon see what happens to it.