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Episode 46: Part5 of “Alex’s Relevance”
Pfeffer continued by questioning Brad
about the Handastania
software contract.
“Did Alex consult your financial organization
before signing the
Handastanian
contract?”
Deeply involved in his own self love
Brad was caught quite off guard.
He simply stared at Pfeffer until
his brain kicked back in.
He then said “Why yes
– – – – – I mean no
– – – – – do you mean
in the last week?
Uh – – why – –
probably
not.
What do you consider the definition of ‘consulting’?
He may have phoned us. I can check the phone log.
On the other hand we may have destroyed the log
when we shredded all the other records.”
“Shredded what records?” demanded Pfeffer.
“Well – – – – the ones that the fish-lawyer
told us to shred” he replied while
trying to share the blame
about something that
Pfeffer apparently
considered
a mistake.
Once again the fish interrupted with:
“Delay, make chad, Delay, make chad,
That is what we demanded of Brad,
He shredded all night, to hide and conspire,
And then his shredder burst into fire.
Burn and shred, Burn and shred,
That is the only advice that was said,
If anyone attempted to obfuscate,
It was not I, corporate lawyer of late.
Kiss and burn, kiss and burn,
Every so often it was Lola’s turn,
To join in destruction of documental,
Information, feloniously monumental.”
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