Waldo Box

Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness.

Ludwig Wittgenstein


In our previous episodes we left Juan Jain, born in North Norwich, NY, as the lead character in the comic book series “Captains of Nihilism.”

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1948 Three GodfathersGodfathers     This comic book series is often confused with Mario Puzo’s three “Godfather” movies. Don’t make the same mistake. I’m talkin’ ta you!

Synopsis: Three Greek Gods, – – – Zues – – -Poseidon – – – Apollo – – – ,all want to become the Godfather of Plato. Realizing, however, that they will have to wait for Christianity before christenings are invented they decide to war amongst themselves. Zues gets a boo-boo on his knee, Poseidon finds himself troubled by swimmers-ear and Apollo pays-to-play by having a theater in Harlem, NY named after himself.

Rated: Heúrēka!

1948 Fort ApacheApache     This series of comic books takes place in the Bronx, NY.

Synopsis: The Lone Ranger, Tonto and Plastic Man are busy trying to round up the Apple Dumpling Gang. Tonto is busy attempting to translate some mysterious smoke signals while Plastic Man has disguised himself as a door in the Parkchester apartment where the Apple Dumpling Gang is hiding. The Lone Ranger accidentally shoots Plastic Man in the knob.

Rated: Hi-Ho Silver (and away!)

Don’t forget to come back tomorrow so we can continue with the serious work of defining our superhero’s work and ‘Captains of whatever the hell I said above.’ Author