“Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness.”
| 1948 Red River
I have nothing intelligent to say about this comic book series. No sense in breaking the streak.
Synopsis: The Beautiful Susquehanna River is befouled by a series of dastardly inepts. The Joint Binghamton-Johnson City Sewage Treatment Plant caves in and allows raw sewage to flow into the Susquehanna. Continuing in their ineptness the problem continues for years.
Rated: Algai Bloom!
| 1948 Wake of the Red Witch
This comic book series is printed with infra-red ink and therefore can never be red read. Collectors beware; all existing comic books appear to be rare-never-circulated issues. The authenticators are still at odds over this.
Synopsis: How the hell am I supposed to know? I have never been able to read even one issue.
In our previous episodes we left Juan Jain, born in North Norwich, NY, as the lead character in the comic book series “Captains of Nihilism.”
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