Waldo Box

Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness.

Ludwig Wittgenstein


In our previous episodes we left Juan Jain, born in North Norwich, NY, as the lead character in the comic book series “Captains of Nihilism.”

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1949 Sands of Iwo Jima


Great comic book series. These issues should be read by all government employees in Washington, DC.

Synopsis: Pam and George Sands – – – and their two offspring Dick and Jane – – – (no relation to Juan Jain) leave the easy life of a political family in Washington and move to Iwo Jima. Once there, they are greeted by Jack and Jill Sands; long lost relatives – – – five times removed. Pam and George ask Jack and Jill where a good water source can be located. Jack falls down and gets a concussion. Jill comes tumbling after.

Rated: Exegesistic

1949 She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

Yellow Ribbon

     This is the only comic book series that was intended for adults only.

Synopsis: “She” is never named throughout the entire series. The title implies that she wore ‘only’ a yellow ribbon. Not true! The unnamed “She” also had a boa made entirely of Emu feathers. A local priest attempts to convince her to change her life’s work. But the tide turns as she convinces him to abandon his asceticism.

Rated: Holy Smoke

Don’t forget to come back tomorrow so we can continue with the serious work of defining our superhero’s work and ‘Captains of whatever the hell I said above.’ Author