“Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness.”
In our previous episodes we left Juan Jain, born in North Norwich, NY, as the lead character in the comic book series “Captains of Nihilism.”
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| 1952 Big Jim McLain
This is one of the most popular of Juan Jain’s superhero action comic book series. I am not allowed to expand beyond that (by order of the comic book police).
Synopsis: Big Jim’s daily intake is three pounds of bacon, a half dozen eggs and ten Mimosas. And that is just for breakfast. Lunch follows a midmorning snack of twelve snicker-doodles quaffed down with one half gallon of milk. Lunch normally consists of five stacks of pancakes, three fluffer-nutter sandwiches and a 32 ounce bottle of some cola substance or another. For supper Big Jim eats one cow and three chickens (sans feathers). His evening consists of drinking one case of beer. The final comic book of the series shows Big Jim exploding.
| 1952 Miracle in Motion (short) A non-profit public service pamphlet. Nuff said.
| 1952 The Quiet Man
This superhero comic series has absolutely no dialog bubbles, thought bubbles or bath tub bubbles (neither those made by bubble-bath or through human endeavor).
Don’t forget to come back tomorrow so we can continue with the serious work of defining our superhero’s work and ‘Captains of whatever the hell I said above.’