Waldo Box

Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness.

Ludwig Wittgenstein


In our previous episodes we left Juan Jain, born in North Norwich, NY, as the lead character in the comic book series “Captains of Nihilism.”

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1960 North to Alaska

     The true saga of “Wrongway Kelly”

North to Alaska

Synopsis: Our comic book hero Juan Jain plays Wrongway Kelly. We find Kelly right in the middle of the North Pole. His mean sister has informed him ‘There is no Santa Claus.’ Kelly, at 43 years of age is attempting to prove her wrong. Kelly uses his two-way radio to contact Santa but instead reaches Vladimir Putin. Putin, always the cut-up, tells Kelly to ‘Head North to Alaska.’ Kelly takes Vlad’s advice and finds himself in Moscow. He meets Edward Snowden at a dinner party. A good time is had by all. Kelly served, Snowden poured.

Rated: BenedictArnoldesque 1960


the alamo

     Wonderful release of 13 issues completely written in Spanish.

Synopsis: Manojo de chicos y chicas se encuentran atrapados en un antiguo monasterio que se ha convertido en una fortaleza. Ellos son abandonados por el territorio de las autoridades de Texas. Un mal general mexicano ataca la fortaleza. Él les ofrece nachos como última comida. Luego se los mata a todos.

Rated: Muerte

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