Waldo Box

Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness.

Ludwig Wittgenstein


In our previous episodes we left Juan Jain, born in North Norwich, NY, as the lead character in the comic book series “Captains of Nihilism.”

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1960 WAGON TRAIN: The Colter Craven Story

The colter craven story

     The story of the doctor from New Haven.


There once was an inebriate; “Craven”,

Who thought himself a surgical maven,

He took a sharp knife,

C-sectioned his wife,

Sobered up and appeared – – – clean shaven.


Rated: Redemptionesque



1960 Wagon Train (Emulated TV series)

General Sherman

     Believe it or not – – – goes on a bit.

Synopsis: Juan Jain, attempting to emulate General Tecumseh Sherman, sets himself on fire while smoking and using his computer at the same time. He downloads, from YouTube, the story of Colter Craven. Our superhero then fills out the pages of this comic book series by hitting the ‘Print Screen’ button, pasting it to ‘Paint’ and then saving it to every comic cell in each comic page. He is accused, by the comic police, of “comical plagiarism.”

Rated: ESC (Escapism)

Don’t forget to come back tomorrow so we can continue with the serious work of defining our superhero’s work and ‘Captains of whatever the hell I said above.’