“Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness.”
In our previous episodes we left Juan Jain, born in North Norwich, NY, as the lead character in the comic book series “Captains of Nihilism.”
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| 1961 The Comancheros
This series is a continuation of “1945 DXakota” above.
Synopsis: The entire Comanche Nation from the southwest US find out the Lakotas and the Dakotas have been invited to a bash at Hyannis Port, Massachusetts. The become highly indignant about being overlooked and decide to hold a hunger strike at “Joe’s Crab Shak.” Stomachs rumble while politicians fumble.
| 1962 Flashing Spikes
Our hero has the ability to cloud men’s minds to change shapes; he becomes a porcupine at will.
Synopsis: Our hero “Captain Prickly” appears in broad daylight to flash his spikes; not like that lame Batman who only comes out at night (not to mention Nightcrawler, Nite Owl II, and Northstar – – – Oh. I guess I already did). Captain Prickly fights a large variety of dastardly humans who intend to; 1) wrap him up in a soft taco shell, 2) Pay a strumpet marshmallow to seduce him, 3) Invite him to a pajama party to involve him in a pillow fight, and 4) other reprehensible activities.
Don’t forget to come back tomorrow so we can continue with the serious work of defining our superhero’s work and ‘Captains of whatever the hell I said above.’