Waldo Box

Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness.

Ludwig Wittgenstein


In our previous episodes we left Juan Jain, born in North Norwich, NY, as the lead character in the comic book series “Captains of Nihilism.”

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1962 Alcoa Premiere (Impersonated TV series)clli k me


     Once again fiction follows reality; ‘Captain Aluminum’ is introduced in this series.

Synopsis: Captain Aluminum impersonates 1) a TV Dinner tray, 2) An automobile fender, 3) the housing of an gasoline mower, 4) Various parts of a lighter than air vehicle, 5) Mr. T’s fake gold jewelry plated with pyrite “Dat’s Fool’s Gold – You be a fool”, 5) Stylish aluminum foil hats to ward off cosmological aliens.

Rated: Lightweight

1962 Hatari!     The first Grik Comic Book series released in the USA.hatariSynopsis: Ari Onnassis is on the runway of a modeling studio. THE SHOW IS ON. Ari continually forgets to don his hat and struts out onto the runway bareheaded. The crowd shouts out “Hat Ari!” but to no avail. He is scheduled for 13 series of strutting and each time he is unable to summon up his memory. Twelve “Hat Aris” later – – – the show is over. Onnassis retreats to his fleet of boats in Greece.

Rated: Zorbaesque



Don’t forget to come back tomorrow so we can continue with the serious work of defining our superhero’s work and ‘Captains of whatever the hell I said above.’