Waldo Box

Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness.

Ludwig Wittgenstein


In our previous episodes we left Juan Jain, born in North Norwich, NY, as the lead character in the comic book series “Captains of Nihilism.”

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1963 McLintock!McLintock

     A comic book series that turns out to be a big hit with Spock.

Synopsis: Our superhero “Captain McLintock” accidentally shots his flintlock while he is cleaning it (didn’t know it was cocked). The bullet hits his Cookoo Clock. His beautiful cook calls him a schlock. He responds “What a crock!” She wipes her hands on her smock . Hop-Sing teaches her how to cook in a wok.

Rated: Ad-hoc

1964 Circus WorldCircus World

     A comic book series about Circus-Circus in Las Vegas, NV (I hope NV is Nevada and not Napa Valley or I have screwed up the geography really really really really bad).

Synopsis: A cowboy finds himself in the smorgasbord line with his tray in hand. He has loaded his tray with bagels, locks, lox, teiglach, and a splat or two of carrot tzimmes. He is quite satisfied with his choices and is about to leave the slop smorgasbord line. All of a sudden he sees a nice slab of prime rib – – – and he recognizes it as his pet black angus cow. He wails and wails “Angus – – – they’ve killed Angus.” over and over again; or until the cows come home – – – so to speak.

Rated: MOO

Cripes almighty,

I hope this guy finishes

this series pretty soon

or at least before

the cows come home.


Don’t forget to come back tomorrow so we can continue with the serious work of defining our superhero’s work and ‘Captains of whatever the hell I said above.’