The Short Stories of Waldo

ENCYLOPEDIC LISTINGS OF THE BOLT

We must list our citations for references to bolts. Therefore we must go back to the phenomena of the bolt. On the surface a bolt is a bolt. As we delve deeper into our critique of the bolt we soon discover that the phenomena can not only be listed, but it can be listed in an ascending order of importance; as follows:

A COMPILATION OF BOLTOID PHENOMENA FROM

The 6TH Annual Congress of Connectors             (Paris, 20 July 1963)

&

The Institutional Book of All Things Mechanical  (Pub. Brace and Bit, London, 1928, Version 28L, Ed. 2)

The correct bolt size is never initially selected (the law of emendation appears to be applied in this case

The majority of tire damage is caused by broken bolts in the road (the bolt is never foreseen; latent perception {aka “phantom recognition”} exists here

The…

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