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Momentarily

Dear Customer Service,

Please read the above definition of ‘momentarily.’

Did you see anywhere in the definition the word ‘minutes?’

Did you see a quantitative value such as five, ten or fifteen minutes?

Did you see anything saying that said we will play stupid idiotic music for as long as we choose?

Did the definition say that you would be telling us what a great company you are and how many different services you provide;  except customer service?

Did it say that if you are bewildered by the word ‘momentarily’ and are tired of waiting you could leave us your phone number and we will call you back; if and when we want to at our own convenience – – – not the convenience of the customer?

Did you say that you would call back the minute we sat down on the toilet and couldn’t answer your return call?

Did…

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